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Only Time Will Tell by Asia, my handsome listeners. Another masterful group from old Sol gents making music so unbelievably great it made it all the way in the Liberty's databanks. If you think about it for a moment, the sheer amount of things we may have left back home is simply unreal. Asia used to be one of the many major continents back in the ancient days of Sol, back when we all came from the same cradle and still killed each other. A few thousand years later or so, and now we've learned to kill each other in lavish triple tachyon style. Truly, we've changed a lot since then. How are you all doing on this fine day/evening? Good, I hope. And if you're down with the blues, you've totally connected to the right station. I'm your host Solar, and this is Crest Radio, from Liberty, with lots of tender, loving care. Within reason! I think the old disc reader has earned herself a little coffee break, don't you think? Let's all go over some news together. This just in: a Cryer transport crashed somewhere in the Silverton field one hour ago. My sources out there say that some kind of tradelane malfunction caused the ship to land itself straight into an asteroid, causing the pilot to lose control of the thing and activate his distress beacon. Poor chap probably got his head smashed in. Oh no. Anyways, if you are pining for some easy credits, that might be a good place to investigate, whether you're with a repair crew or a boarding crew doesn't make a difference to me. Screw Cryer and their exorbitant healthcare prices. Uhh, let's see... ah, yeah, right. Remember that Xeno antenna array transmission I could pick up all the way from Denver? I talked about this a few hours ago, remember? Well, it turns out it's still online, the morons forgot to turn it off. Sounds like they are playing cards and drinking beer and shooting bottles around a cozy campfire instead of doing their jobs. I wish I was invited. Mmmm... oh... yes. This might interest you: West Oaks in Houston is about to open their "Flip The Squelom" contest. Feel free to sign up if rolling huge animals while being knee deep in mud for money is your sorta thing. I hear it's some kind of family tradition that became something of a local ritual. This is what boredom and the lack of fertile lands can do to unemployed farmers, people. I think it's time for something a little more relaxing for this time of day. Let's kick things back with some Wild Cherry, Playing that Funky Music. Enjoy.