SLRC-RV>Cartographer - Ship Specifications and Research Logs

[Stoner_Steve]

///ACCESSING SHIP COMPUTER///
//DOWNLOADING//
/Main Menu/

1. Ship History
2. Ship Specifications
3. Research Logs
4. Ship Logs

Starlight Serenade

8340229-1224-1228

5. Personal Logs

///Starlight Serenade///
/8340229-1224-1228/
//BEGINNING PLAYBACK//

DJ Voice (Energetic and slightly raspy): And you just rocked out to Leviathan by Ultra Sheriff! Keep those requests comin' in, crew, but remember, this ain't your mama's station. We play what we want, when we want, and that's the Space Pirate law!

Sound of vinyl record scratching to a stop, followed by upbeat synth music

DJ Voice (Chuckles): Now, before you all start hoarding the protein paste, I gotta hit you with some news that's fresher than a week-old spacer suit... not so fresh, actually. Turns out, there's been a bit of a mishap down in the hydroponics bay. Seems a faulty sensor malfunctioned, and... well, let's just say our leafy greens met a watery demise.

Sound of dramatic music sting

DJ Voice (Voice drops to a low, sympathetic tone): I know, I know. You were all looking forward to those juicy space-tomatoes and those crispy moon-lettuce wraps. But hey, chin up, spacers! We've got plenty of canned and freeze-dried options to keep you fueled through the next growth cycle. Think of it as a taste of home, or at least, a taste of the last space station we stopped at.

Sound of upbeat music resumes, slightly more subdued than before

DJ Voice (Cheerful): Now, enough about the salad shortage, let's get back to the tunes! We've got Tokyo Heat by C.H.A.Y. coming up next, so crank up your speakers and pretend you're cruisin' the neon streets of some long-lost Earth city. Until next time, keep it spacey, keep it funky, and keep those requests comin' in! This is Captain Scratch signing off.


//END PLAYBACK//
//RETURN TO MENU?//
( Y / N )
///CLOSING FILE: HAVE A NICE DAY///