SLRC-RV>Cartographer - Ship Specifications and Research Logs

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1. Ship History
2. Ship Specifications
3. Research Logs
4. Ship Logs

Starlight Serenade

8340317-0045-0048

5. Personal Logs

///Starlight Serenade///
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(Upbeat music fades)

DJ Voice (Slightly raspy but cheerful): Alright crew, hope you were headbanging hard to Show Me Your Back by FindMyName! Now, if the last two weeks haven't felt like you were wrestling a malfunctioning space-yeti with a cold, then you're either a robot or extremely lucky. That nasty flu bug finally decided to pack its metaphorical bags and blast off.

(Sound of a spaceship whooshing by)

DJ Voice (Cont.) Yeah, we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief. Big thanks to the tireless efforts of the medical bay crew, who spent more time dispensing nose wipes and chicken soup than they probably ever bargained for.

(Sound of applause)

DJ Voice (Cont.) But hey, the good news is, we're back on track! The quarantine's lifted, those biofilters in sickbay are finally getting a well-deserved break, and we're one step closer to completing our mission.

(Sound of gears turning and ship engine hum faintly in the background)

DJ Voice (Cont.) So grab a protein bar, dust off those spacesuits, and let's get back to work! Because honestly, even zero-gravity burpees sound better than another day stuck in those stuffy quarantine quarters.

(Upbeat music, Rhythm Machine by Westend, starts playing)

DJ Voice (Cont.) That's right, let's get this party started again! This is Captain Scratch signing off, and remember, if you're feeling a little rusty after your time off, don't be shy, dedicate a song to your least-favorite treadmill. Requests are always welcome!

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