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Robert Pope Ashwood, Legal Consultant
LOCATION: Planet Pittsburgh, New York
SUBJECT: Employee Report - on standby
Greetings, Chief Executive Officer.
I wanted to use this opportunity to introduce myself personally and thank you for giving me the opportunity to provide you with my services. I have arrived on Pittsburgh and familiarized myself with the company premises and its surroundings, as well as the office space.
Furthermore I have already requested and received access to all necessary documents to perform a routine check up of the company's legal situation. Over the next few days I will be checking current business contracts, so expect reports to come in gradually.
Most important however; I have officially begun my duties and from here on out are on call should you require my advice in specific legal matters.