Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#3366FF]Low
ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Lieutenant Commander Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Planet New London, New London system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]This is a recall of the same event as in Commander Alster's report, from my view.

I launched from the Essex and began my patrol of the Dublin system. I gave my usual announcement, asking any miners to report pirate activity in their area. It was not for several minutes before I received a distress call from a miner in one of the independant asteroid fields. I hurried to his position but was relieved to hear that the pirate had left him because he had no ore. At that time I located the pirate, Alejdandro Vasqez, on my sensors and moved in as he was moving on cruise engines.

He stopped and turned and I moved closer. At this point I put a call out onto S.K.Y.P.3 requesting bomber support. The gunboat was not very talkative and was focused on wanting to have a one on one dual with me. He rushed into an engagement. After a minute of fighting Commander Alster arrived, and after that the gunboat had no hope of survival as we picked at it with our Supernovas.

The gunboat was destroyed and Dublin saved from Alejandro Vasqez until the fool could find a replacement ship.

That's all for now.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.