Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Lemon the Victim? I thought not. It’s not a story the Onest would tell you. It’s a Staff legend. Darth Lemon was a Dark Lord of the Onest, so powerful and so wise he could use the newbies in his faction to influence the staff to prevent his faction being sanctioned… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being banned. The dark side of letting newbies loose without so much as a cursory glance at the rule page is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was getting banned, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he pretended to not notice his ship was travelling at 300ms, in a fight with multiple staff members present. Ironic. He could save others from being banned, but not himself.
