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ID: Hermann Schmidt

Location: Luxury Liner Barbados, Vespucci

To: OS&C Directorate, SEC subdirector

Subject: Even pirates drink our tea

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Colleagues,

I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, as always, the inefficiency of our SEC. Inefficiency, lack of funds, call it what you will. The result is always the same: liners employed on cruises remain uncovered in systems more than a jump gate away from our installations, even within the Houses.

The good news is that our tea, produced in Curacao, is a success. Consider that a single case of lyophilized tea has saved us thirty thousand credits in 'voluntary donations to the Lane Hackers' cause'. The pirates aren't what they used to be, anyway. In any case, what do you think about using the saved credits for a new plantation on the island of Areceibo? Considering the success and even notoriety in the underworld of society, we could make it the currency on the planet and on our ships.

Imagine the new menus: 'a Frankfurter twist for 10 tea bags'.

Meditate, people, meditate.

And let's allocate more credits to SEC funds rather than spending them on new liners."

Unsere herzlichsten Grüße,
Cpt. Herman Schmidt und crew.

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