Underground Relic Auction by the Calico Syndicate

[Mr. Lime]

It's an advertisement for an auction, all right. It seems the Calico Syndicate (who?) is attempting to auction off a miner they've stuffed to the gills with Xeno Relics and somehow moved to the heart of Liberty.

C a l i c o S y n d i c a t e
RELICS AUCTION

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Hello everyone receiving this. You know who you are and why this is in your inbox.

The Calico Syndicate has acquired a Hegemon full of Xeno Relics. As we lack the facilities to utilize all of them, we're reaching out to those who do.

We only have one lot. which contains the following:

• One (1) Edison AM-333 Hegemon Civilian Miner (armaments stripped to make room for...)
  
• Ten thousand (10,000) standard units of assayed Xeno Relics
  
• Suitable identity-scrambling package.
  
• Located in California

Submit a bid in this channel. All submitted bids will be read. Confidentiality guaranteed. Secure delivery guaranteed. Bidding ends in 24 hours.

Mr. Lime
of the Calico Syndicate