To: that LSF officer... | Regarding: Chaos Has Spoken (And So Have I)

[Pennyfield]

Dear LSF officer,

Hail Eris! May the Goddess of Chaos bless this most... fascinating interaction.

I couldn’t help but notice your rather enlightened (if by "enlightened" I mean dimly lit by a 10-watt bulb) attitude towards women who possess both intellect and independence. Truly, it’s rare to find someone so firmly planted in the century past—your dedication is almost commendable!

That said, while I generally prefer to let the Law of Fives guide my daily choices, I feel compelled to offer you a bit of friendly advice: the world has evolved. Maybe give that a whirl? Who knows, you might even enjoy the feeling of having your mind opened—if you’re lucky enough to find the key.

Stay chaotic, my friend. And remember, women who think for themselves don’t bite... unless asked politely.


Peaches,
Servant of Chaos, Bringer of Sarcasm, and Defender of Free Minds

Cinny