Meeting on the Elephant

[Thunderer]

The armchair creaked in pain when the nearly two metres of lard, muscle and self-confidence slumped over it. The somber visage that resembled the facade of a government building suddenly burst into laughter too baritonic for a man of this calibre and revealed a face of pastoral innocence, prudently kept hidden from all but the closest acquaintances.

"To address the elephant in the room, Jack", he tapped his quivering belly, "I really do need an assignment, or ten. If you value your furniture." His meaty hand nonchalantly lifted the glass of scotch in the air.

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