Wassuhh girlies, y'all seen heard about that new marketing strat Synth Food's been doing with the Grouses blasting commercials into open frequencies? Well guess who caught one of the lil shits right next to LA!
So, of course I crack that thing wide open right. And it was full of paste, like, no duh. Buuut it had hoes. SYNTH HOES! They can't keep getting away with it!!!
I brought the girls to the new Makerspace. You wouldn't believe how little they were paying them, psh. Told we can take 'em back wherevs, whenevs, thought it was only fair, yaknow?
Oh yeah also I've started collecting Sunbucks for a deeeevious plan. I'll letcha know once it's done cooking. Chloe, signing out!
PS: Check out the new Deedoss! Ain't she a beaut?!