Operation Free The Hoes

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From: Melvin Grover-Rutherford Esq., Synth Foods Litigation Division.

To: ERR307:INVALIDID, Channel Recipients.

Topic: Cease and desist

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Synth Foods™ takes accusations made against its corporate person extremely seriously. I am writing from the Synth Foods™ Litigation Division given the serious allegations raised in this channel. Synth Foods™ considers the transmission, repetition or any other means of propagation of these allegations to be libelous defamation per se. As a result, all individuals or bodies corporate repeating such baseless accusations will be sued and then prosecuted to the fullest extent permissible by Liberty law. Specifically, the Synth Foods™ Galaxy Sensation™ jingle was focus tested with over 12,305 marketing executives to ensure it was appealing to all socioeconomic, ethnic and cultural demographics. It is therefore legally incorrect and defamatory to allege that the jingle is "annoying", "insulting", "awful" or other such terms. Synth Foods™ strongly condemns such reckless and irresponsible disparagement of the Galaxy Sensation™ intellectual property. Tangentially, Synth Foods™ ensures all Customer Experience Engagement Officers ("hoes") are responsibly and sustainably recruited from low-income areas of Planet Stuttgart, as a part of the continued Synth Foods™ contribution to the Rheinland Revitalization Project™. Yours sincerely Melvin Grover-Rutherford Esq | Senior Litigation Partner | Synth Foods Litigation Division | 800 North Lindbergh Boulevard, Saint Louis, Planet Los Angeles, California, Liberty. LI0201 MO 63167 | Web: https://nn.LegalThreats.SynthFoods.li | Tel: +12574238 972293 395 | Attached files (0) N/A

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