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COMM ID: Lord Thaddeus J. Smithington-Smythe of Kirkby Overblow
LOCATION: HMS Antelope, Gibraltar Base, Tau-23 System

Tally-ho, lads!

Headed into Kyushu to give those Kusari devils a jolly good thrashing. Encountered two Rheinland traders full of Niobium early on, tried to get the sods to drop it but they buggered off spouting gibberish at me. Wasn't going to happen twice, that's for sure!

I was heading for New Tokyo when I caught sight of an Interspace carrying a load of multiwhatsits. Well, I couldn't have that, so I got him to drop a lot of them, tractored as much as I could carry and destroyed the rest. That'll show him for war profiteering, what?

A couple of Outcasts and a delightful GC gel showed up, and we were out plundering when who should show his slimy head but one of the rotters from before! I told him in no uncertain terms to drop his ruddy cargo, the ignoramus didn't listen, so I gave him a jolly good box about the ears. This time, he didn't get away, what?

Right after that, the GC I was with found a Naval Forces blighter flying one of those Explorer jobbies near that big purple planet. We tore into him, and the Antelope's forward gun made short work of him. Cheeky devil thought he could outgun Bretonia, but we set him right!

Returned to Gibraltar with quite a lot of plunder. I say, are these multi-plingles any good for the Dagobaz?

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