Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Donutman]

Patrol Report

Name: Joe Smith
Date: 8-6-817

Well, today I took down two criminals with the assistance of the LSF and navy. Then I was helping a new member of the LPI (Independent) callsign "Browny" get his equipment when a Rogue gunboat, callsign "Rockafella" splattered my liberator all over the trade lane. Then my escape pod flew back to Ft. Bush, where I picked up a old liberator that was going to be scraped but still had equipment on it. I flew to Norfolk where an LSF and Browny were being attacked by yet another rogue gunboat! After a few minutes the old liberator gave out on me after a barrage of hits from a Cerberus turret and i ejected. Well, it was going to get scraped anyway. Minutes later, Browny's liberator exploded, and his escape pod soon joined mine at Norfolk Shipyard. About ten minutes later, the cruiser LNS Omaha showed up and made short work of the gunboat, and amazingly, the LSF made it through the fight. Now I'm waiting for a new liberator to come in from Baltimore for me and writing this report. Oh, and there were several sightings of the A.D.M.I.N.S entity "Kurain" throughout the day.

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