To: [SIS] CC: BPA, CDI), BretGov

[jammi]

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From: Sergeant Reggie Top, CDI.

To: Gerald Berverley, academic(?).

Topic: RE: [Flagged as spam] .

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Ey Gerald You wouldn't believe half the stuff I've seen as a sergeant. Think of me as a friendly whistleblower who might be able to save your skin. They're definitely out to get ya. Hear that scratching in the walls at night? That's the rat-drones tapping away with their wee little surveillance devices, monitoring your dreams. That sparrow you saw on your way to work four days on the trot? You better believe your highly perceptive intuition was bang on the money. More drones, watching where you're going, who you're seeing, what you're doing. Your colleagues? They're all turned informant, and are out to get ya. Wired with microphones, and in cahoots with the rats and the sparrows. We've got a van parked outside your home, monitoring the betawaves from your brain, making sure there's nothing subversive rattling around in there. Your friendly whistleblower recommends plating your headwear of choice with tin foil, stops The Listenator dead in its tracks. And now for the most important bit, the thing that could well save your life and liberty. The drones and wiretaps have a secret override phrase built in that can deactivate any in earshot as a job lot. Whenever you hear that scratching, see that worrisome little sparrow, or clock a colleague watching you a wee bit too closely, just belt out the secret code phrase as loud as ya can, and they'll sod right off. "Emit ecilop gnitsaw pots dluohs ohw norom dionarap gnirehtalb a mi". I'm just trying to do the right thing, see? Cheers Sergeant Reggie Top | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: rtop@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 000| Attached files (0) N/A

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