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Heyyyyyyyyyyy breastieeeeeeeees~!

So, still no progress on the sick-ass superweapon, which I totally swear isn't some garbo one-off from an independent lab somewhere and is totally easily replicable. But have you heard the word? It's not bird. It's neurosicarix, or "slog" if you're a braindead moron like most Houstonites. Coincidentally, those are our new customers!

Obviously the poor schmucks can't afford the good stuff, but there's pleeeenty of bad stuff. Project Ambrosia is still cookin', but in the meantime I've found out that Liberty is just as big a market for the more lethal and less refined half of what I'm sure will be Chloe's new awesome superdrug. These poor people, slavin' away for HappyFunTime JumpingTeddyBear Corp Inc LLC, a proud partner of Liberty Police Incorporated! I mean, I wanna blow my fuckin' brains out just thinking about it! We can help them dull their incurable existential agony without doing the hard work of overthrowing the socioeconomic order like those saps in the Coalition seem to think is necessary. And we can even get rich doing it!

Chlo's already hit up our besties in Dublin to get a line on some more of the stuff. Uuuunfortunately there are some party poopers out there. But you know what I say to them, and what you all should say to them too?

Strap in, nut up, eyes front, girlies! We've got SCHMONEY to schmake.

God I love drugs.

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RAWR RILEY X3~ ♡