Letters to Krampus

[The_Godslayer]

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: : : RECIPIENT CONFIRMED Krampus : : :
: : : LOCATION OMICRON DELTA : : :
: : : SECURING CONNECTION SECURED : : :
: : : ENCRYPTION TRC (Defunct): : :
: : : PLAYBACK ENSUING : : :

"Comrade Krampus,"

"It seems that this year you have passed me over. That is very understandable and respectable, as I have been all across Sirius laying the foundation for taking my revenge against the warlords that abandoned Tarancon Base, and certainly must have not been easy to find. I have received word of your struggles against ungrateful laborers, and I truly understand. Tarancon was abandoned by those with a duty to protect it. Since our struggles are alike, I send you a gift to aid with your legal fees."



"As for my wishes in return, I recently attained a wreck, which I have towed to the Omicrons to begin my salvage operations. I hear your engine work is the best in Sirius, and so I ask that you would install the engines of the Hasta Outcast Battlecruiser to the |\/|-JCV-Tarancon, Hurricane Coalition Battlecruiser, in preparation for my revenge on the enemies of the working men of the Omicrons.

|\/|-JCV-Tarancon dsy_oc_engine_bc added

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I'll do something about my superiority complex when I cease to be superior.

"Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin' your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?"