Letters to Krampus

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Sender ID: Tricia Reyes
Recipient ID: Krampus, Krampusnacht
Transmission Origin: Manhattan, New York System, Republic of Liberty
Topic: -
Feed: Video
Encryption Protocol: J3R-1C40
Connection Stability: 100%
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Hey there, old friend. Haven't forgotten your loyal servant now, have you?

You know... There's a severe lack of charcoals in my mailbox nowadays. Last year, the one before, and now it's this year, too. Have you been slacking recently? Or am I way above your paygrade?

Well, whatever the case may be, while I'm at it, I may give you a little business proposal. See, both you and I understand that a little prank goes a long way. So... I've been thinking. Seeing the Umbra up above in the night sky of my little residence every now and then gave me brilliant idea. Not one that the Government would support, no doubt - they're going head over heels with the recent addition of "Akhetatens" to their semi-mass production. I need a professional for this job.

So-o-o... How about you and your most trusted sneak aboard, replace the entire propulsion system with that of an "Osiris" and leave entirely unnoticed? Jeff's gonna hate this, I'm sure of it.

Now, the ship's transponder nowadays should be something like 46th|LNX-Umbra. Needless to say, it is a "Mako".

Oh, and, beware the on-board AI. She's a smart cookie, but the easiest way to distract her is to ask her about a theorem of quantum tunneling. You'll see for yourself why.

Break a leg.

Best regards,
T. Reyes

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