From: Bob Pickering, CDI. To: COCS Database Topic: Re: borke it Clearance: SENSITIVE
Right, Kelvin, Kevan, or whatever daft name you're going by today...
What on earth are you up to, mate? Every time it’s a new bloody disaster with you! The Hawfinch smells like a morgue, my Arrow smells like arse, and the Havok MKII’s gone rogue, arming and launching torpedoes willy-nilly like it's got a mind of its own!
And for heaven's sake, no one can stand that ridiculous hat you’re wearing during staff meetings! You look like a lost tourist. And stop feeding the rats, they’re not your bloody pets!
I swear, if you don’t get it together soon, I’ll be having a chat with Timson, and I’ll make sure she sorts you out proper. Get a grip, yeah?
Bob Pickering | Special Constable | SN: SP0128 | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: BPickering@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230247 214 |