On Kyushu, you notice an out-of-place advert...

[Petitioner]

Out-of-work farmer? Lost everything in the Kyushu monsoons? Want to feed your family with a good, honest job paying a generous wage? Passionate about food, carrying on a family tradition, or just love working with your hands? CALEDONIA WANTS YOU! We want to help you take your craft to new heights and showcase the traditional artisan farmer's work to an international audience. If you have experience with modular irrigation systems, you may be eligible for a FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND CREDIT signing bonus! If this sounds like you, contact CALEDONIA DISTRIBUTIONS LTD and help display to the galaxy that there's nothing outdated about traditional agriculture!