If it isn’t our infamous pirates of the day. I see it was garbage day and my oh my, you sure did a good job taking it out. Don’t forget to treat yourself to a nice shower afterward, honey—wouldn’t want those toxic little stains to linger on your delicate skin.
Anyway, here’s the proof of payment. Enjoy the money, darling. Try not to blow it all in one place—though knowing your reputation, I’m sure you’ll find a way.