Transmission to: Unknown Source
Comm ID: Grand Admiral McIntosh, Commander SCRA
' Wrote:Gibberish
This is Grand Admiral McIntosh. As you've woken me up, I assume you're trying to contact the SCRA, somehow. Unfortunatly for me, and you as soon as I get my hands on you, your message is either corrupted or is using the wrong encryption. Now, I'm going to also assume that since you apparently have the codes for the network in the first place, you must already have been granted access to our system. Either that, or you could be one of the following: A Hacker, in which case I'm going to have you brought before me in chains so I can personally break your fingers, some freelancer using old SCRA equipment, and the previous will apply again, or you're some kind of recruit, in which case direct your enquiries to Here, until you've either been rejected or been given proper codes.
Now, if you are a recruit, I would reccomend that your next transmission use the SPELLCHECK encryption system, as whatever you're using now is obviously corrupt, defunct, deficient, or some combonation thereof.
Also, if you are a recruit, I'm probably going to break your legs for waking me up anyways. You need your hands to fly though.
Transmission to: All SCRA Pilots, and the Captains of the Reckless Abandon and Sanctimony
Comm ID: Grand Admiral McIntosh, Commander SCRA
'Captain' Elonen, this is Grand Admiral McIntosh. I've no problem with you carrying supplies to Omega 49, in fact, I quite like the people there, not that I like people much in general.
However, I have considerable issue with your choice of escort. I've recieved a confirmed report that you waltzed through My Bloody System with a 'Fearless' Class Destroyer in tow...
Is there something 'bout us not wanting a pack of spies wandering around that ye don't un'erstad man? Was it na' clear enough for ye'?
Do ye need me ta pound it inta' yer bloody forehead?
If I ever hear of youse having any ship at all in tow when you pass through Coalition space again, I'll personally have you hunted down and skinned alive before I toss you into the sun with no spacesuit! And thanks to your indiscretion, yours will be the last ship that recieves permission to travel through Coalition space for a very long time to come! I expect confirmation within the next 24 hours, before either of you attempt to take another load of cargo through Omega-52.
Pilots, you have your orders. Good work out there in the last few months, I am currently focusing on other areas that require my attention, but I know Commodore O Jovem is taking care of you.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
