Last week I did a cruiser dual against a staff member that hadn't logged his Hel in so long he forgot he had it.
After the match, he was debating selling it.
Another 1v1 in Conn against a staff member and he compared it to two fat people riding the electric carts in Walmart jousting with forks.
What's the common nickname for the 'defenseve' slot turrets on cruisers ?
Ass blasters.
The fact that there is a 'defenseve' slot mortar codename drop is the really silly part, if your heavy guns go there then it's just a badly named slot at best.