Trinkets and Baubles

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NUCLEAR DEVICE DELIVERY INVOICE SERIAL ID: RHM-NCL-DIV-EXPNNPRL.000000 MANUFACTURING PLANT: ███████████.ltd SHIPPING METHOD: SPACEBOUND SHIPPING PRIORITY: Classified DELIVERY ADDRESS: Fort X3-B, ██.█°N, ██.█°E, Planet Weimar SHIPPING DETAILS: >>> READ ME VERY CAREFULLY. <<< If you think you can get a smidgen of leeway from me just because the Rheinwehr rolls up to me with their own shipping and logistics divisions and their own personal requests, you are seriously wrong. You work for me now, and you will see to it that this device gets to us intact. Let me make myself very clear - I don't want to see a single iota of a decimal off the containment integrity's percentage value. I don't want to see a single fingerprint on the datapad or on the device itself. I don't want to see a single scratch on the containment unit itself. You are being given strict orders to treat this item as if it is a C1 hazard. You are not to tamper with the device. You are not to touch the device. You are not to look at the device. You are not to so much as breathe in the general direction of the device. The ecosystem of the containment unit itself is a fragile microcosm of ionized cryogenic organisms held in suspension by filtrated nitrogen - a single HOLE within the containment unit could result in catastrophic consequences. For both you and me, mind you. We won't lose our jobs, but heads will roll for sure. What if, God forbid, the containment unit snaps apart because of some bumpy roads you've decided to take? Our counter-intel people would have to work around the clock to cover that up, and gleefully disguise it as a Hessian terrorist attack. It would get the public's attention for weeks, and we really, really do not need that right now. So, if you would: follow these instructions to the letter. Item NPRL-3 is to be kept in its containment module at all times. Again, you are not to interact with the device in any way, shape or form. Maintain the containment's power supply unit at a constant stream of 600 kWh, no more, no less. Engineer ████████ will stand in the same room wherein the device will be kept, and you're our designated driver. Follow the route I've sent to your PDA. I want hourly reports. If someone looks at you wrong, you call for help. If someone is about to pull a cigar out of their coat, you call for help. If you see ████████ acting strangely, use your switch to activate Neurotoxin ██-C3, that should put him to sleep for a dozen hours. We'll have agents on standby to handle the rest. Don't be a hero - you have an extremely high-yield experimental thermonuclear device in your vehicle that could level an entire city, without even considering all the side effects the R&D people have been endowing it with. Simply put, it's death, and you're its ferryman. Bring it here, and we'll end this war for good. Für Rheinland. Marinenachrichtendienst CO Agt. █████ ███ ████████