Honestly? Damn. These soulless auto-messages are turning into an epidemic. Template or not, nothing’s stopping you from sprinkling a little joy on top—it might even brighten our day, honey.
How am I supposed to keep myself entertained around here if all you can manage are these lazy, pre-chewed comms, sweetheart?
You bagged a Corsair and raked in credits—act alive for once! Crack a grin, do a victory twirl, anything. Or is genuine enthusiasm too retro for you?
Here’s your payment… sweetie pie.
Next time, try sending something with an actual pulse, hmm?
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