Well, wasn’t that a refreshing little break? I nearly knocked Michelle off her Bingo throne—so close I could already taste the victory biscuits. From here on out, I’ll be dispatching your credits at this very hour each day, sweethearts. Try not to spend them all before supper.
Now, let’s see today’s haul… that’s a hefty stack of kills. Nicely done; nothing perks up my inbox like a fresh pile of flaming Corsair scraps.
And Mr. Kontrol—honestly? You want me to endure a two-day trip at my tender age? How thoroughly ungentlemanly of you, cupcake. Next time, schedule something a bit more civilized, won’t you?