From: Special Constable Cecil Mintington, MD, CDI. To: Inspector Emma Mayfield; Sergeant Jackie Montgomerey; Sergeant Bob Pickering; Sergeant Alfie Howard; Special Constable Herbert Goose Topic: Paperwork Clearance: EYESONLY
Oi, lads and ladies, forgive my neglect of the Queen's speech - we've got a live one that I thought you might want t'be aware of.
Me and Goosey were on patrol out in London when a corporate type under the "BMC" approached us about an unlawful installation out near the uranium in Leeds. Seems they want their competition gone. Base name is Chapeltown Depot, out at C-4 if you want a look for themselves.
We've got 'em dead to rights on a 4.1 and 4.2 - no registry. But hey, a uranium mine is still a money maker - there isn't any reason fine constables such as ourselves shouldn't be rewarded, eh?
Spread the word to anyone else interested - and keep it away from Chins, they don't want the headache.