Incoming Transmission: Entirety of Sirius and especially Sparta.Complex

[Soban]

Greetings, psychocake

First of all, Is that a rheinland cuiser?
Then I would love to reach through this screen and give you a gentle little slap worth the power of a thousand suns, sweetlyte.

I was trying to be diligent—check up on you, gather a bit of intel before reaching out—and dear gods, I should never have searched “Yuri” on the neural net. Never. You absolute, filthy, repugnant, control-obsessed degenerate. Charming!

Honestly, take that psychic amplifier and stick it where the sun never shines. Actually, scratch that—knowing you, you’d probably enjoy it.

Anyway, that’s enough horror for one day. I’m closing this now; my capture-bait is about to be delivered.

Ta-ta forever!

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