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[Big Bison Bessie]

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From: Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: SEPT 6, 835 REPORT
Clearance: SENSITIVE

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I can't believe I let you idiots convince me to take a vacation. I should have just stayed home to work on my book but noooooooooo someone told me to travel. Ugh, I need to take a day off after taking my day off. I woke up hungover in a ship I may or may not have stolen... we uh, should try to find the owner, but I think he may have fallen into the suck hole. Frankly I got no idea how I got out of this mess, but I would like to attribute it some to my heroic piloting and keen flirtatious charisma and total ability to stay cool under pressure. I think I've earned myself a medal and a trip to the pub. Oh and there's a thing in the back of the ship, I dunno, we may want to hand it off to the nerds in the technical department. I dunno what it is, it's not edible. I've attached a slideshow to parade around the office. And tell Kevin to NOT publish my obituary like he's been threatening to! That ass won't listen to me. Yours sincerely Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: j-eddm@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 444 | Attached files (4) Jacky's Vacation Photos 1. 2. 3. 4.

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