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Encryption: Flipado's mightiest
Location: Planet Crete, Omicron Gamma
Sender ID: Cesar "Flipado" Gutierrez
Recipients: Massimo Insigne

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It's good to see you full of energy, senor Insigne!

You acknowledging that your madre is a fan of mine brings joy to me!
Unfortunately, with increasing age, my memory is growing worse so I forgot to include one very important detail. Exotic dancers you will be receiving are all hermanos! Mucho hairy, they never shaved in their lives! I'm glad we agree that I do not know how to use these.... "assets", so I'll happily leave that to you! That's all the freebies you will be getting this time, hombre, so I am afraid capital ship assets will be reserved for something else.
I appreciate you talking to me, senor Insigne. Enjoy the fun!

Respetuosamente,
Cesar Gutierrez

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