TO: Sirius Coalition Communication Center FROM: Sergeant Vadim Biryukov SUBJECT: Patrol in Omega-52: Trespassing and Cardamine ENCRYPTION:HIGH
Zdravya zhelau, comrades.
Today 10.09.835 me, Sergeant Vadim Biryukov, during patrol in New Moscow, Omega-52 system, found trespasser with contraband cargo, cardamine in volume 3.6k. Together with =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M trespasser was fined on sum 150k Sirius Credits, cargo was confiscated and we departed him from system. Bellow I have attached footages from cameras of my ship and data from blackbox.
Black box Wrote:[10.09.2025 16:11:24] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: This is Sergeant Vadim Biryukov, worker of border control. Cut your engines and prepare documintation for check.
[10.09.2025 16:12:53] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: if you will stop we open fire.
[10.09.2025 16:58:19] Hillybilly: Did you have the same statics?
[10.09.2025 16:58:32] Hillybilly: Somehow my comms went static...
[10.09.2025 16:58:44] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: I think it's radiation from star.
[10.09.2025 16:58:49] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Often event here.
[10.09.2025 16:58:50] Hillybilly: Must be!
[10.09.2025 16:59:01] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Everything is working now?
[10.09.2025 16:59:20] Hillybilly: Seems so!
[10.09.2025 16:59:26] Hillybilly: How is it on your end?
[10.09.2025 16:59:44] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Working optimal. Why you didn't stop when I demand?
[10.09.2025 16:59:55] Hillybilly: Engine malfunctioning!
[10.09.2025 17:00:17] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: I see. With full cargo of cardamine?
[10.09.2025 17:00:32] Hillybilly: Cardamine? Your scanners must still be faulty! Its food !
[10.09.2025 17:00:41] Hillybilly: Luxury food!
[10.09.2025 17:00:45] Hillybilly: From Kusari!
[10.09.2025 17:00:51] Rallying 1 allies to your position.
[10.09.2025 17:00:57] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Food you say?
[10.09.2025 17:01:01] Hillybilly: Yes!
[10.09.2025 17:01:05] Hillybilly: In heating tubes!
[10.09.2025 17:01:06] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: May I get on your ship and inspect it?
[10.09.2025 17:01:16] Hillybilly: I have nothing to hide!
[10.09.2025 17:01:31] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Proceeding to dock on your ship.
[10.09.2025 17:01:38] Hillybilly: The food is in those heating steel tubes!
[10.09.2025 17:02:02] =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M: CO: Comrade Biryukov we have the unregistered Vessel in our Sights! Confirm your arrival on your ship when it is over...
[10.09.2025 17:02:05] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Let's open them and see what inside. Don't worry, I will pay if this actual food.
[10.09.2025 17:02:21] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Roger that, stand by for now.
[10.09.2025 17:02:24] Hillybilly: It is! Cardimusu it is called!
[10.09.2025 17:02:44] Hillybilly: Do not mistake it for Cardamine from those Outcasts scum!
[10.09.2025 17:02:59] Hillybilly: It got a fresh pepperly smell to it aint it?
[10.09.2025 17:03:31] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: *Sniffing it*
[10.09.2025 17:03:40] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Feels like cardamine.
[10.09.2025 17:03:45] Hillybilly: Nah
[10.09.2025 17:03:58] Hillybilly: Thats a confusion people make all the time!
[10.09.2025 17:04:16] Hillybilly: Trust me, those Zoners on Corfu like it very much!
[10.09.2025 17:04:19] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Yes? Then take on of containers to me and we will inspect it on our base.
[10.09.2025 17:04:22] =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M: CO: Sadly due to our 0 Tolerance Policy Zoner you will be placed under Arrest.
[10.09.2025 17:04:46] Hillybilly: Aint Vadim in control of this?
[10.09.2025 17:05:19] Hillybilly: It is fairly new luxury food on the market!
[10.09.2025 17:05:19] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Wait here, I will return soon.
[10.09.2025 17:05:56] 2025-09-10 17:05:58 SMT Traffic control alert: SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov has docked
[10.09.2025 17:06:19] =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M: CO: Dont even think about running!
[10.09.2025 17:06:33] =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M: CO: I can see the fear in your Eyes!!!
[10.09.2025 17:06:40] Hillybilly: Vadim, welcome back!
[10.09.2025 17:06:43] Hillybilly: How was the food?
[10.09.2025 17:06:47] Hillybilly: Was it tasty?
[10.09.2025 17:07:13] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Our scientists made analys of it and said it's have cardamine.
[10.09.2025 17:07:29] Hillybilly: Wait, this must be an error!
[10.09.2025 17:07:48] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Chem analys said it's 99.99% cardamine.
[10.09.2025 17:07:56] =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M: CO: So what you say is that he was trying to smuggle Cardamine onto Zwodzny Gorodok?!?!
[10.09.2025 17:08:02] Hillybilly: But it is Cardmisu
[10.09.2025 17:08:12] Hillybilly: Its a Kusari luxury food!
[10.09.2025 17:08:24] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: I think that you perfectly know it is cardamine, just in other form.
[10.09.2025 17:08:52] =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M: CO: Didnt you say it was Cardimusu ?!?! You are even changing the name of the Food!!!
[10.09.2025 17:08:53] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: According Coalition laws (Criminal code) Section 2 Article 6 Contraband, I must take all cargo and fine you.
[10.09.2025 17:08:55] Hillybilly: How shall I know this, I bought this food, very expensive, from the marketplance on Planet Honshu!
[10.09.2025 17:09:24] Hillybilly: I am a legastenic!
[10.09.2025 17:09:54] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Also, you get on restricted territory. According Section 2 Article 5 "Trespassing" you get in restricted area, Yellow zone.
[10.09.2025 17:10:46] Hillybilly: Alright, I submit to you mercy Vadim, but may I ask, we dock on your station and get all my cargo inspected? I need to have -
[10.09.2025 17:10:57] Hillybilly: the lab work so I can file a lawsuit againt this trader in canse !
[10.09.2025 17:11:04] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Summing all facts I think that you specially tired to bring this "Cardimusu"
[10.09.2025 17:11:28] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: No. This is restricted area.
[10.09.2025 17:11:38] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: You don't have VISA of Yellow access.
[10.09.2025 17:11:49] Hillybilly: How about Tangier?
[10.09.2025 17:12:02] Hillybilly: You could escort me there!
[10.09.2025 17:12:07] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Your cargo anyway must be taken and yo ufined.
[10.09.2025 17:12:13] =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M: CO: Why do you mention Tangier ?!?! That is Treason!!!!
[10.09.2025 17:12:15] [OOC] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: you*
[10.09.2025 17:12:24] =ALF=CPW-Tupolev-22M: CO: Tangier is nothing of your Concern!!
[10.09.2025 17:12:40] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: If you will not obey my commands we will open fire.
[10.09.2025 17:12:40] Hillybilly: Vadmin, can you let some labwork run on those crates?
[10.09.2025 17:13:01] Hillybilly: I really need the lab resulty of all crates to file a lawsuit!
[10.09.2025 17:13:07] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: We will send results of chem analys after.
[10.09.2025 17:13:12] Hillybilly: Very well
[10.09.2025 17:13:47] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Leave it here. And let's go little bit away.
[10.09.2025 17:14:06] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: On 1.5 clicks away from cargo
[10.09.2025 17:15:06] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Yes here.
[10.09.2025 17:15:17] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Okay here is conditions.
[10.09.2025 17:16:01] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: You dropped the cargo, and due to your explanation I think you will be fined on 100 000 Sirius Credits for contraband
[10.09.2025 17:16:12] Hillybilly: Copy
[10.09.2025 17:16:16] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: And for entering in restricted zone, 50 000 Sirius credits.
[10.09.2025 17:16:25] Hillybilly: To you or or some bank number?
[10.09.2025 17:16:35] Hillybilly: so 150 large in total?
[10.09.2025 17:16:38] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: To me, I will transfer it.
[10.09.2025 17:16:42] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Right.
[10.09.2025 17:16:48] [2025-09-10] 17:16:50 You have received 150.000 credits from Hillybilly
[10.09.2025 17:16:50] Hillybilly: send
[10.09.2025 17:16:54] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Recieved.
[10.09.2025 17:16:58] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Be advised.
[10.09.2025 17:17:18] Hillybilly: Am I free to go?
[10.09.2025 17:17:24] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: If you ever come without visa to Red or Yellow zone. Military personal will open fire to destroy you.
[10.09.2025 17:17:30] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: We will escort you.
[10.09.2025 17:17:30] Hillybilly: Understood
[10.09.2025 17:19:52] SCRA|Vadim.Biryukov: Safe skies.
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