To: The Owners of San Francisco Depot| CC: Liberty Primary Fleets

[Eternal.Journey]

User ID: xxxx JOY Industries

Target ID:xx Da Knocking Navygurl

Subject:xxxx Registration delays

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Heyyyyyyy, Navygurl! Did you dress up special for me~? Love the look, maybe you could spare me a ti- ahem. Soz, you made me all blushy-! Lemme get to the introduction you’re wantin’, yeah? You are a-speaking to JOY Industries’ secondary line of defense against scam callers and phishers! All our other company protections here go into da drugs, but you knew that, with us being Cryer and all!

I’m uhm. I ain’t got much good news for ya gurl. All our usual handlers of these sortsa requests are busy handling some other important things- There shouuuuuuuld have been a request like…. Three days ago come through ya letterbox or something, whatever it is ya use these days on LA. I’ll be draggin’ whoever’s responsible up for da sack for ya, too. ‘Cause now you’re up my ass ‘bout their issue, an’ I gotta add you to the pile of tasks I have to do.… Eugh.

Tell ya what, gurlie. You gimme a little teeny tiny bitta timey, and I’ll get that paperwork pronto over to ya. How’s that sound? Good? Good! Glad we agree~

Buh-byeeeeeeee~! J.

Now…. Where’s my favourite squishy cuddly frien- oh shi-

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