To: Bessie Bishop || From: BlueHat

[Shulsky]

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Information Wants To Be Free

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Recipient: Bessie "Bison" Bishop
Sender: BlueHat
Subject: NEW DEAL

Look babe,

Imagine trying to scam someone out of their life savings while some idiot is screaming in the corner about “OH GOD I’M BEING MUGGED” or some stupid nonsense, and then you got the other dude going “OI I’M MUGGIN YA” while the cops are screaming in, sirens left and fukkin right, god knows who is screaming, and some old dude has had a heart attack in the corner. That’s Coronado right now. Not that I’d try to scam someone out of their life savings or anything, that’s for chumps, I try to scam folks out of their life insurance policies instead. Did you know that those things have gone sky-holy-shit-high since Jericho went disco? Shit is wild. DSE pulled all their policies like absolute IDIOTS and now all you need to do is pretend that folks are dead and suddenly FREE MONEY.

The problem is actually gathering the info out of DSE and the rest of these corpos. All this petty crime is making it so difficult to do the REAL funny crime because of all the new strain on the already FUCKED NeuralNet.

So yeah, I’m just trying to make a living out here. If you could shoot some of these chumps, that’d be pretty cool. Thanks and all.

Cya Cya,
Friendly Neighborhood Hacker

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