Conspiracy Theorist that isn't that far off.

[Warlitz]

Planet Manhattan, New York. 24/09/835 AS

"Hey, you!"

"Yeah, you!"

"Wanna hear some secrets?"

"Ok. So you know the KOI, right? Kusari's LSF. Well, I tell you what, they are compromised! How? Well my Brother's Friend's 3rd Cousin works in a KOI installation as a janitor, and he said that his boss was acting weird. This can only mean one thing, The alien bacteria from Kurile must have gotten to their brains!"

"How? Well the bacteria was obtained from Kurile, and then was realised on the fisheries on Junyo, and, of course, the fish are eaten!"

"The bacteria are secretely intelligent, and they knew exactly where to possess in order to do the most damage. They have also learnt to reproduce and only catch those they are interested in"

"My theory isn't filled with holes! Thats why I had to leave Kusari behind."

"No I'm not from Kusari, I just lived in Noshima for a few months!"


(OORP) This little text is pretty low quality, but I hope whoever sees it may come up with more crazy conspiracy theorists in a universe where some theories may not be too far off.

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