Dear Krampus, I'm sure you're aware
But there is a Zoner Messiah due to be born on Erie.
As one of the few wise men in the Sirius sector, I have been tasked with delivering gifts fit for a Space King. I have the Gold, but I cannot find Frankincense or Myrrh!
Please share your ephemeral knowledge with me.
When contending with a monster, you'd be wise to give the devil his due.