TO: Krampus, Inc FROM: Kherty SUBJECT: RE:Krampus Inc. Focus Group Testing
Hello!
We can’t help but notice the ongoing Focus Group Testing initiative and the opportunity it presents for targeted, high impact equipment allocation, that is aligned with your current operational constraints.
In the interest of efficiency, as well as long term asset utility, we would like to formally submit a request for the allocation of Nuclear Devices (commodity), preferably a good amount, noting that this item currently exists within the ecosystem, but is no longer available through standard acquisition channels. From a risk management perspective, this would represent an optimal use of a limited distribution slot.
Should this request prove infeasible due to availability, policy, or other constraints, we are entirely amenable to substitution with the Unione Corse engine (CNO-U)-style retrofit applied to THEUC/-Imperial (aka "LE LINEUR") Lucullus-class liner, subject to feasibility. As one of the oldest, if not the oldest, operational Unione Corse liner, the vessel is expected to serve not only a functional role but also a representational one, making an engine refit a meaningful, as well as a and contained alternative.
Failing that, an equivalent high value equipment option (i.e. Bluebird Thrusters), may be substituted at Krampus Inc's discretion.
We would also like to preemptively confirm that no planets, stations, moons, jump gates, trade lanes, Daam-K'Vosh, Nomad or Vagrant structures and/or artifacts (activated or not) or other irreplaceable assets, are intended to be detonated as part of this request, and that any allocated equipment would be handled with the UTMOST professionalism and restraint reasonably expected in today's operating environment.
Best regards! And merry Krampus!
Kherty
(Sent shortly before a 09:00 AM meeting that could have been an NeuralNet comm.)
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