Well, well, looks like we’re not the only ones craving custom Bulwark engines. Add one more to that order, sweetie. I want a convoy so colorful it makes traffic control squint.
On a brighter note—oh wait, there isn’t one. Ever since Sirius got patched, we’re short on lights. How festive: no holiday glow, and the only solution is “rebuy the whole Bulwark fleet”, which will make Bristol cry and send the admin team into cardiac arrest when I file even more requests. We do have a meme stockpile, but it’ll run dry faster than Athens when the BDM needs its daily iridium line.
And one last thing, cupcakes: if you could ship a crate of soap to the Nomads, that’d be perfect. Their hygiene is immeasurably lacking. Their ships leave squid marks at every encounter. All that scheming in dense nebulae really cakes up the slime on those tentacles.
[11.03.2025 21:25:50] (\^/)Ketos: L: Ohh a blip on the scanner
[11.03.2025 21:26:07] Wonniruk: *** 'huge' 'metal-husk' -walks- 'ours' 'Void' ***
[11.03.2025 21:26:08] (\^/)Ketos: L: Damn I can't see my ass block the view
[11.03.2025 21:26:46] (\^/)Ketos: L: Damn where it is. I can't see shit
[11.03.2025 21:27:00] (\^/)Ketos: L: ohhh
[11.03.2025 21:27:28] (\^/)Ketos: L: That looks bad
[11.03.2025 21:27:48] (\^/)Ketos: L: well I mean bad in what will happen to us.
[11.03.2025 21:28:08] (\^/)Ketos: L: Not bad as a view about beauty
[11.03.2025 21:28:19] (\^/)Ketos: L: Damn where did it go
[11.03.2025 21:28:46] (\^/)Ketos: L: Can someone send something to the rear lookout
[11.03.2025 21:29:13] Wonniruk: *** -husk- 'stuck' (amused) ***
[11.03.2025 21:29:33] (\^/)Ketos: D: It's still bad captain. And it's seems to stare quite intensively at our ass. Should I report this as harrasement to hr
[11.03.2025 21:29:54] (\^/)Ketos: L: Nah Karen as enough to deal with machete
[11.03.2025 21:30:42] (\^/)Ketos: L: Where is it now? Are we safe?
[11.03.2025 21:31:13] (\^/)Ketos: D: Captain you should dock, the mox is about to blow at our face again.
[11.03.2025 21:31:19] (\^/)Ketos: L: Oh right
[11.03.2025 21:31:28] 2025-03-11 21:31:28 SMT Traffic control alert: (\^/)Ketos has docked
[11.03.2025 21:32:19] (\^/)Ketos: L: Mox unloaded. Now transfer the rest. Be on your guard!
[11.03.2025 21:32:19] Wonniruk: *** -metal-husk- 'lighter' (curious) ***
[11.03.2025 21:33:02] (\^/)Ketos: L: I still have something on scanner somewhere around.... *point everywhere*
[11.03.2025 21:33:23] (\^/)Ketos: D: That's not helping captain.
[11.03.2025 21:33:49] (\^/)Ketos: L: I know but this system is full of hostile you know.
[11.03.2025 21:34:49] (\^/)Ketos: L: The only things to differentiate is the size of the blip on this scanner. And so far one the size of your mother is roaming-
[11.03.2025 21:34:51] (\^/)Ketos: around
[11.03.2025 21:35:06] (\^/)Ketos: D: That's rude
[11.03.2025 21:36:04] (\^/)Ketos: L: Anyway unloading is done. Lets park that ship as fast as possible...
[11.03.2025 21:37:24] (\^/)Ketos: L: *looks at the ship slowly reaching the docking ring for the barge. A little sign with a your barge is so large joke is on it
[11.03.2025 21:37:50] (\^/)Ketos: L: anytime now....
[11.03.2025 21:38:14] (\^/)Ketos: D: Sir the blip is starring at our ass again.
[11.03.2025 21:38:28] (\^/)Ketos: L: I feel violated
[11.03.2025 21:39:06] (\^/)Ketos: D: I think it's trying to touch our butt sir.
[11.03.2025 21:39:30] (\^/)Ketos: L: I will not allow any but joke on that ship, we have standard
[11.03.2025 21:39:53] Wonniruk: *** 'huge' -metal-husk- 'huge' -hind- 'chamber' ***
[11.03.2025 21:40:17] (\^/)Ketos: D: It has made contact sir
[11.03.2025 21:40:40] (\^/)Ketos: L: God damit. We will have to wash the entire ship... It will take weeks!
[11.03.2025 21:41:02] (\^/)Ketos: L: Don't dare doing it again!
[11.03.2025 21:41:12] (\^/)Ketos: L: I'm watching you!
[11.03.2025 21:41:33] (\^/)Ketos: L: I'll call the cdi on you even if we are in the omicrons!
[11.03.2025 21:42:16] Wonniruk: *** 'empty
[11.03.2025 21:42:22] (\^/)Ketos: L: Ah it's running away. For once the cdi has been usefull.
[11.03.2025 21:42:47] (\^/)Ketos: D: Sir... the barge back as some fluid on it.
[11.03.2025 21:42:51] (\^/)Ketos: L: DAMMMMIITT
[09.06.2025 10:40:01] Rym'Ka: **We-must-cleanse-ur-souls**
[09.06.2025 10:40:33] (\^/)Navarch: L: But do you even clean yourself. You just came out of that nebula. Quite dirty
[09.06.2025 10:40:49] Rym'Ka: **anger***
[09.06.2025 10:42:03] (\^/)Navarch: L: I can guess why you seems angry. You don't have shower
[09.06.2025 10:42:57] (\^/)Navarch: L: That's quite sad in a way.
[09.06.2025 10:43:24] Rym'Ka: **Light**
[09.06.2025 10:43:36] Rym'Ka: **Seek-The-Light**
[09.06.2025 10:43:52] Rym'Ka: **Become-One-With-The-Light**
[09.06.2025 10:44:19] Rym'Ka: **yummy*
[09.06.2025 10:44:26] (\^/)Navarch: L: Yeahh, noooo. Thanks. If I were you I would seek the nearest ship wash
[09.06.2025 10:44:47] Rym'Ka: **anger**
[09.06.2025 10:45:19] (\^/)Navarch: L: Why do you have be that mad. It's easy to build.
Rym'Ka pass on Navarch bumping it.
[09.06.2025 10:45:53] (\^/)Navarch: L: Oh no... Now I will need some cleaning
[09.06.2025 10:46:00] Rym'Ka: **joy**
[09.06.2025 10:46:24] (\^/)Navarch: L: Damit, do you know how much that cost just to clean you jelly mess...
[09.06.2025 10:46:38] (\^/)Sophia: *Snorring sounds*
[09.06.2025 10:46:42] Rym'Ka: **anger*8
[09.06.2025 10:47:27] (\^/)Navarch: L: Hello Sophia. Can you imagine, that dirty nomad scratched my ship! I have jelly stuff all over the main deck
[09.06.2025 10:47:32] (\^/)Sophia: huh?
[09.06.2025 10:47:43] (\^/)Sophia: Good morning Captain!
[09.06.2025 10:47:47] (\^/)Sophia: Wait this one?
[09.06.2025 10:47:47] (\^/)Navarch: L: They seems to be ignorant of basic hygiene
[09.06.2025 10:47:53] (\^/)Sophia: Ewww i see the mud.
[09.06.2025 10:48:03] (\^/)Sophia: Common squid touch him again!
[09.06.2025 10:48:07] (\^/)Navarch: L: Unacceptable behavior
[09.06.2025 10:48:11] (\^/)Sophia: Engaging Rymaka!
Rym'Ka pass on Navarch bumping it n°2.
[09.06.2025 10:48:15] (\^/)Navarch: L: And he does it again
[09.06.2025 10:48:39] (\^/)Navarch: L: Use soap torpedoes
[09.06.2025 10:48:56] (\^/)Sophia: Dont you dare touch my Captain again!
[09.06.2025 10:49:03] (\^/)Sophia: Now piss off!
[09.06.2025 10:49:13] Rym'Ka: **[The-Old-ONES-SeeK-VeNGeNce-]**
[09.06.2025 10:49:26] (\^/)Sophia: I gonna seek your blood that will fly in the endless voids.
[09.06.2025 10:49:28] (\^/)Navarch: L: The old one should seek a deep scrubbing
[09.06.2025 10:49:39] (\^/)Sophia: Moving back in!
[09.06.2025 10:50:55] (\^/)Navarch: L: Still dirty on his starboard
[09.06.2025 10:51:11] Rym'Ka: **sadness*
[09.06.2025 10:51:41] (\^/)Navarch: L: Use those tears to clean you ship, filthy tentacle user
[09.06.2025 10:51:41] (\^/)Trireme.Alpha: L: Oh. A Nomad.
[09.06.2025 10:52:03] (\^/)Hekate: Oh Mein Gott ...
[09.06.2025 10:52:05] (\^/)Trireme.Alpha: L: Just fly past. The niobium must flow.
[09.06.2025 10:52:06] (\^/)Navarch: L: A dirty nomad to be clear
[09.06.2025 10:54:50] (\^/)Navarch: L: Seems to be close to be cleaned.
[09.06.2025 10:55:12] (\^/)Sophia: Now go back to the corner and think about youre fault!
[09.06.2025 10:55:19] (\^/)Sophia: Bad nomad bad!
[09.06.2025 10:55:26] Rym'Ka: **anger**
[09.06.2025 10:55:32] (\^/)Sophia: NO ANGER!
[09.06.2025 10:55:40] (\^/)Sophia: Think what you have done wrong!
[09.06.2025 10:55:44] (\^/)Sophia: No food for you then!
[09.06.2025 10:55:45] (\^/)Navarch: L: Indeed, and try to bring the shower idea to the other nomad
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Filthy nomad proof
