Krampus Inc. Focus Group Testing

[Enkidu]

Hello everyone! It's around that time of year when Krampus gets everyone's wishlist. Due to popular demand, Krampus will be continuing the Letters to Krampus event from last year with a twist - sit tight to see what it is!

Other than that, we've employed some additional slaves interns to assist with spreading holiday cheer this year and will be doing a super cool Krampus Inc NFT rugpull loot crate - but we don't quite know what is currently "hip" or "hot" desirable items that the "fetch" and "groovy" kids would like for their Krampsmus this year. While our designated prize pinatas treasured and respected interns distribute party favor tickets, we'd like to see what sort of things people wish for!

From today to the end of this coming week (12/14), we're accepting requests on this thread - and we'll pick the top 5 (that we like, and will not get us in any more legal liabliity) and have those as potenital gift drops!

One request per person, please ~ and remember! Krampus knows when you are sleeping, we know when you're awake, and we're selling your data to your local governments to circumvent any constitutional rights to privacy you may or may not have, so be good for goodness sake!

Also, requesting no-no items will be considered blanket consent for abuse.

Hold on, are we meant to create creative, entertaining requests?

If we are, I redact my prior ones and will start making something funky.

Edit: Whups, massively over the time limit.

Oh nooes.

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