Hey, boss. Sorry to hit you up on such a short notice, but we ran into a bit of a dead end over here. You see, me and a few good lads have put up a daring plan to get away with a whole shipment of spare military parts. Trier's dedicated fighter squadrons have been running on fumes this past month, so they're having us source hardware in their stead, before cannibalizing surplus fighters becomes a trend. Following the few weeks of very careful monitoring, I've found a route often used by Daumann to ship military-grade spare parts from one side of Planet Stuttgart to another -- probably a production facility for all I know. They tend to travel in low orbit at fixed intervals by the looks of it, but next week there will be three distinct opportunities to snatch one and get away before things get heated.
The plan is pretty straightforward on our end: according to a very reliable source -- *ahem*, weather forecast -- our prized convoy will run into some turbulence on their way their destination. Storms are a bitch for on-board sensors.
Now, the *problem* is... we did all the preparations, but missed out on a huge detail that might sting us in the rear: we are absolutely cooked, if they by chance get an emergency signal out.
Mnngh...it's been bothering me for a few good hours now. Corporate shipments are tough nuts to crack when they have their security detail at a press of a button. So... I guess I'm asking for a distraction, alright? Anything to muffle SOS calls. The bigger the mess you can make, the higher the chance they won't notice a few vanishing freighters. Bonus points if it's in theme with the current status quo that dominates the region.