Balance Team Activity Reports - Q1 2026

[EisenSeele]

Name of Balance team: John Balanceman
Name of Balance team Lead:
Number of Active Balance devs this Quarter: √-1

What have you done to advance your balance team’s goals this quarter?

Crushed Kai's dreams of dual rage and dual harpoon gunboats

What are your balance team’s goals for the next quarter?

Crush Kai's dreams of converting the Uruz into a bulwark-ized heavy frigate

What have you done to drive patches and promote high quality fixes this quarter?

Repeatedly told Kai he is retarded

How would you like your Balance team develop moving forward?

Outsource an LLM to telling Kai off so as to streamline the whole process

What changes, votings, or info gathering have you done this quarter to promote this development?

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