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ID: Larry "The Logger" Loggins
Location: OS&C|Larrys_Lounge
To: Orbital Staff

Subject: INCIDENT REPORT: The Tab at the End of the Universe

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Oyi All Ya'all,

We were cruising along, minding our own business and keeping the spirits high (literally), when a pirate named Kirknewton decided to crash the party. Managed to pay'em off but be on the lookout for this Gaian Gunship.

Over an' Out,
Larry

FlightLog

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[05.03.2026 22:53:19] Kirknewton: Hold there.
[05.03.2026 22:53:22] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Ahoy there!
[05.03.2026 22:53:26] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcholic, Larry's Lounge now serving
[05.03.2026 22:54:11] Kirknewton: What a rare sight here to see a OS&C here.
[05.03.2026 22:54:12] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Can I get you something? Perhaps a strong Rum, maybe a vodka?
[05.03.2026 22:54:25] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: You do know one of our Liners is just one system over?
[05.03.2026 22:54:45] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: course I'm not going there, as nice as it is
[05.03.2026 22:55:03] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: noooo, I'm stuck going to Baffin with those Eris worshiping......
[05.03.2026 22:55:09] Kirknewton: You're having Furs and Gaian Pilots I wish to know their origins from.
[05.03.2026 22:55:35] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Uhh, I'd assume the furs are the guests jackets, and I don't actually check who's who when they book a ticket
[05.03.2026 22:55:45] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: as long as you are in the system you're welcome aboard
[05.03.2026 22:55:51] Kirknewton: Right then
[05.03.2026 22:55:55] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Larrys Lounge, we put the /dive/ in /dive/bar
[05.03.2026 22:56:08] Kirknewton: Drop out Furs, Gaian Pilots and pay up $5.000 and you may go.
[05.03.2026 22:56:33] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: I mean, I can collect up the jackets I suppose and dump them out the airlock, but the pilots are /paying/ guests
[05.03.2026 22:56:41] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: So if they depart, /no refunds/
[05.03.2026 22:56:46] Kirknewton: The Gaians are Gaians
[05.03.2026 22:56:52] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: And I'll need them to clear their tab at the bar
[05.03.2026 22:56:55] Kirknewton: There is no excuse for them to be
[05.03.2026 22:57:32] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: So with all that in mind how about I drop them off for free, we'll call their tab cleared and you let me doddle off with
[05.03.2026 22:57:40] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: The fur, I really don't wanna argue with the guests
[05.03.2026 22:57:54] Kirknewton: I may close the eyes for $20.000
[05.03.2026 22:58:24] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: You're busting my balls here, 20 thousand, I'm not even making that annually in my paychecks
[05.03.2026 22:58:54] Kirknewton: What's your price?
[05.03.2026 22:59:14] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Lets say 12,000, I send over the two lads, clear their tab and we both go on our merry ways
[05.03.2026 22:59:27] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Oh and a bottle of rum to, they did already open it after all
[05.03.2026 22:59:39] Kirknewton: I bet we have a deal here,
[05.03.2026 22:59:52] Kirknewton: Transfer the cash and drop out the Rum
[05.03.2026 22:59:57] /gct 12000
[05.03.2026 22:59:57] [2026-03-05] 22:59:56 You have sent 12.000 credits to Kirknewton.
[05.03.2026 23:00:04] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: one sec
[05.03.2026 23:00:42] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: There we go, better grab it quick before it freezes solid
[05.03.2026 23:00:55] Kirknewton: We'll surely take it fast
[05.03.2026 23:01:00] Kirknewton: Have a safe flight.
[05.03.2026 23:01:03] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Ta-ta
[05.03.2026 23:01:11] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: And remember
[05.03.2026 23:01:13] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Orbital Spa and Cruise, where we're the designated driver

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