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Encryption: High
Location: Puerto del Sol, Omicron Gamma
Sender ID: Cesar "Flipado" Gutierrez
Recipient: The Corsair Brotherhood

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Buenas Tardes, amigos!

Yesterday I deployed Barco Antiguo to Rheinland space with Canal Uno transmitter activated. We didn't give Rheinland enough attention for a while, so I thought this was a good way to start new operations in their space. Barco Antiguo took the route through Sigma systems this time, as we had received reports of higher than usual Red Hessian activity in Omega sector. Taking advantage of Sigma systems was a good call and the shipment of artifacts was successfully transported to Kreuzberg Depot in New Berlin system.

Gracias to the transmitter, Senor Pablo was hosting Canal Uno program and proudly introduced los hombres of Rheinland to our limited discount on artifacts. We managed to get the audience from a highly passionate Corsario who was operating in Rheinland space at the time, as well as one gentleman with a funny Rheinland accent. We were able to successfully run system wide advertisements to attract our loyal customers who knew the commodity dealer and encryption codes for the location. This little operation was successful and this is only the beginning!

Communication logs

[06.03.2026 02:06:57] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: *intensive salsa music plays on the comms* Arriba! Arriba! This is your mightiest Pablo from Canal Uno, offering the best~
[06.03.2026 02:07:10] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: artifact prices in Imperio!
[06.03.2026 02:07:53] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: *he gets closer to the microphone and whispers* Just don't let those strudle loving Rheinlanders know!
[06.03.2026 02:07:55] Pedro.Hidalgo: Oh! Amigo, I like this channel. IT's a good one.
[06.03.2026 02:09:04] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: And we have audience! El hombre with a true taste for the best Canal on Crete
[06.03.2026 02:09:27] BDM|LV-Gullfaxi: Seems like a rather low bar
[06.03.2026 02:09:42] Pedro.Hidalgo: Si si! It is for the better, makes this system feel more alive.
[06.03.2026 02:10:15] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: Do you have a message for your hermanos y hermanas at home? And maybe something to upset the Rheinlanders with jealousy?
[06.03.2026 02:10:47] Pedro.Hidalgo: My friend, I am much too relaxed for thoughts regarding the poor Rheinlanders, working themselves to death every day.
[06.03.2026 02:10:53] Rules Tip: This is a roleplay server, so keep your ship's name in line with the setting. Do not use references to pop-culture such as memes or distasteful subjects.
[06.03.2026 02:11:10] Pedro.Hidalgo: This is a sight to simply enjoy and a good place to drink one's time away.
[06.03.2026 02:11:17] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: Caramba, even I would feel pain from that. Poor Rheinlanders!
[06.03.2026 02:12:45] Pedro.Hidalgo: It is fine. Our people are familiar with pain. So familiar infact that it is simply the normal to us. I doubt the
[06.03.2026 02:12:47] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: We seem to have new broadcast back from.... all the way at Casablanca's bar. Old hombre Felipe, the best bartender wishes~
[06.03.2026 02:12:50] Pedro.Hidalgo: soft houses can comprehend.
[06.03.2026 02:13:03] Pedro.Hidalgo: Hey hey! Put it on, Amigo!
[06.03.2026 02:13:45] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: share the latest news. He says his very last tooth fell off! What a milestone to reach! We want to hear loud "CARAMBA!" for~
[06.03.2026 02:13:59] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: our now toothless and mightiest bartender
[06.03.2026 02:14:11] Pedro.Hidalgo: Caramba~!
[06.03.2026 02:14:33] Pedro.Hidalgo: He should frame that tooth. Last of it's kind.
[06.03.2026 02:15:12] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: El senor with funny Rheinland accent refuses to share our joy! Major shame on you, senor!
[06.03.2026 02:15:30] Pedro.Hidalgo: The ship cloaked right in front of me, sadly it seems they don't even wish to show themselves.
[06.03.2026 02:15:54] BDM|LV-Gullfaxi: Some of us have real work - with dental coverage
[06.03.2026 02:16:28] Pedro.Hidalgo: This talk of dental coverage. The real fun is in punching the teeth out instead.
[06.03.2026 02:16:54] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: I, Pablo of Canal Uno, truly understand that hombre. They are just trying not to make us lose our apetites with their~
[06.03.2026 02:17:08] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: horrible looks alone. They truly are understanding people!
[06.03.2026 02:17:21] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: My opinion of Rheinlanders have improved!
[06.03.2026 02:18:45] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: It appears we have some interested customers! We'll be right back after some pesos have been made.
[06.03.2026 02:19:01] BDM|LV-Gullfaxi: From productive work, I hope
[06.03.2026 02:19:16] BDM|LV-Gullfaxi: One that covers medical insurance of some sort perhaps?
[06.03.2026 02:19:17] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: *he gets close to the microphone* Once again, don't tell those strange Rheinland lawfuls! They are dying of jealousy at me!
[06.03.2026 02:19:47] Pedro.Hidalgo: Oh, best of luck with the credits!
[06.03.2026 02:19:48] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: You have medical ensurance? Caramba, that's embarassing to lose to a Rheinlander like that.
[06.03.2026 02:20:10] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: I am pulling out in shame for now!
[06.03.2026 02:20:24] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: Adioso!
[06.03.2026 02:20:27] BDM|LV-Gullfaxi: there's no shame to being in between jobs, just don't let it define you

[06.03.2026 02:30:36] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: *a loud salsa music starts* This is Pablo of Canal Uno, Imperios best canal! The best artifact prices are being~
[06.03.2026 02:31:04] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: offered at [REDACTED] station! Grab it before the supplies are out!

[06.03.2026 02:36:39] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: *Loud salsa music starts again* Canal Uno proudly announces artifact prices are at a discount of 30% at [REDACTED] station!
[06.03.2026 02:37:46] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: Make sure to offer your hard earned pesos for our highest quality glowing rocks! This offer is limited! Rapido, don't miss~
[06.03.2026 02:38:15] Barco.Antiguo[TBH]: this amazing opportunity. Show Rheinland authorities you are more macho than them!

Respetuosamente,
Cesar Gutierrez

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