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From: Special Constable Herbert Goose, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Convoy Report
Clearance: Standard

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Ello lads, Goose here. So first, that roach infested transport we "found" floating in the scrapfields in New London is up and running. Mostly. Some bright spark called it HMS-Slough, tho. Leaks oil and engine coolant like a fountain. Oh and the roaches are still alive and well. Gonna vent that whole pile of junk next time we pass birmingham. Cause ya know, they deserve that. Second, gonna say i'm mighty disapointed with the glaring lack of Lager in Liberty. Not even a proper pub anywhere. And dont get me started on that watered down piss they call Ale. Oh, yeah almost forgot. Convoy was fine, no mayor hickups, besides one Inmate seems to have bonded with one of the roaches. Guess he took it with'em while disembarking on Sugarland. Yours sincerely Special Constable Herbert Goose | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: G.goose@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 654 | Attached files (1)

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