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From: SSgt Alfie Howard, CDI. To: Special constables and sergeants Topic: CYA - Cover Your Arse Clearance: SENSITIVE
I've just seen the news, and I've been on this merry-go-round before. That bit there about lane patrols? That's the sound of the wheels on the bus going round and round, and us going under em.
The inspectors can look after emselves, but yous lot need to take my advice. Journos are sneaky bastards and politicians are spineless weasels. They're going to try and shaft us for this one.
If someone asks you about the Lady Agnes or debris patrols, recite the coppers hymn: