To: Lane Hacker Network || From: The Platform

[Mr.Ling]

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Hey there,

Long haul shipping things is not exactly my style, that sort of thing usually falls to Lovelace. Ironically enough, though, I do have need of exotic things. The end goal of my newest project, assuming my numbers are correct, is a machine that can generate a singularity with an event horizon about a centimeter across, swiftly and precisely manipulate it, and evaporate it via Hawking radiation both as a failsafe and as an off switch.

Lovelace should have access to this call. Whether or not they're paying attention to it is a different matter, but I can probably get their attention.

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They probably have different needs than I. If they don't feel up to it, though, I can definitely get something arranged. I just think that, right now, it's better to keep things "in-house", so to speak.

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