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SINGAPORENETWORK ACCESS STATUS: SECURE | KONPEKI version 8.17.83299-A Copyright Independent Miners Guild 734 Neural Net Public Accords Trade Agreement - All Rights Reserved. 新加坡网络接入状态：安全 | KONPEKI版本8.17.83299-A版权所有：独立矿工公会734神经网络公共协定贸易协议 - 保留所有权利。 ░▒░▓ ::>attn:\\user \\ ░░▒▓ ::>attn:\\incoming_transmission \\ ░▒▒▓ ::>decrypting autoexec_bypass.dxdg ... OK \\ ░░▓▒ ::>attn:\\verifying checksum... OK \\ ░▒▓ ::>data entry point: PSTRN CORE HKM-1 (status: ONLINE) ░░▒ ::>verifying checksum... OK ▓▒ ::> ▒░ ::>connection status: ESTABLISHED ░ ::> ▒ ::> ░ ::>sndr_ID_location: OMEGA-3 ░ ::>sndr_ID: Kristoff ▓ ::>rcpnt_name: Control Group Member #1 ▒ ::> ▒ ::>file name: Re: Check-In ░ ::>decrypted file data loss: 0.13 MiB/s ▒ ::> ░ ::> commencing playback: Hey again. Guess what. I've just wrapping up the finishing touches on all of the twenty - that's right, ALL OF THE TWENTY S-Keys. Twenty individual little demon cartridges that can get you one, or more free passes through any door of your choosing. It took me a LOT of time to retrofit these warehouse multitool gizmos, and honestly, it's the re-packaging part back into the remote that took most of the effort. Just for context, the first model I created didn't look too good - it was essentially a silicon board from one of my hydroponic drones strapped to a keypad, a bunch of wire clusters and a LOT of masking tape and duct tape and many of my hopes and dreams. It was uuu-gleeeyy, but more importantly, also a fire hazard. Deathly dangerous. I had many, many setbacks. This was one of them. The next attempt went a little better, as I started the entire project from scratch, refitting some CL-3 master remotes into the current finished project. If you wanna know more, please read the booklet I'm about to append... right here. Let me know when you're ready for the drop-off. If these things turn out to be as effective as they have been, I'm about to make a fortune over here. README.bxf ////// THIS LITTLE GIZMO CONTAINS A CLOSED SOURCE CODE. DO NOT CONTACT ME VIA THE NET TO ASK ME TO DECRYPT THE SEVERAL .CDXLL ARCHIVES FOR YOU, DO IT YOURSELF (IF YOU CAN). DO NOT ASK ME HOW THEY WORK BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA EITHER. COPYRIGHTED ON 02/02/836 BY LAZURITH. DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE THE SOFTWARE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION OR I WILL FIND YOU AND EAT YOUR FACE. THE SOFTWARE HEREIN IS ENTIRELY LEGAL FOR REDISTRIBUTION (AS LONG AS I ALLOW IT) AS PER THE FREE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ACT OF 762. HAVE FUN. ////// The S-Key, formerly known as The Cracking Opener, OpenSesame, Thing That Doth Open The Doors, Skeleton Key and Totally Legal Little Beep Beep Boop Thing That Does Cool Things is a highly modified CL-3 industrial Cerestech Automated Cleaner remote, included in all the many packaging instances of the aforementioned CL-3 units. As such, it has been sold in large quantities on the civilian Bretonian market, notably after the battle for New London, during the timespan in which an almost interminable swath of debris and rubble dominated the war-torn streets. It is worth noting that as time went on, these units became obsolete, as the streets had nary a pebble left to clean in the major living centers, as regular civilian garbage disposal was not part of their programming. CL-3 units possess a short-range transmitter to connect with the master remote, which allow them to systematically acquire said debris via the remote controls. It is worth noting that the units are capable of automatically discerning the chaotic and irregular debris size and shape and weight, and depending on the input by the user, the machine is entirely capable of collecting all manner of rubble via their powerful servos and gyroscopic joints. The remotes containing these control modules which permit the machines to "queue up" these requests are highly versatile, and can allow for the control of up to 5 CL-3 units simultaneously, provided they are all within range. As such, this remote contains just enough hardware capabilities and the correct output peripheral slots to allow it to handle the following tasks via its many features: - Hydraulic door access and control. - Data storage for electronic lock code decryption software algorithms, up to 24 digits. - Additional data storage modules for biometric encryption bypassing features. - A layer of thermite. SAFETY WARNINGS: - Do NOT leave the device charging for longer than 3 hours at a time (It will disconnect automatically after a period of 180 minutes and enter a 20 minute cooldown stage before re-activating the electron influx, but this process could be bypassed by unplugging and plugging the device again during this overheating period). This could overheat the battery and activate a heat-based chain reaction inside the thermite layer and cause the entire device to be lost, and potentially, causing the battery to detonate as well. - Do NOT leave the device near objects surpassing the 100 degrees Celsius mark. If you're anywhere near an object of this warmth, you're probably already on fire anyway. - Do NOT drop the device or handle it carelessly. While the inside of the S-Key is padded to ameliorate kinetic impacts with the ground to prevent the thermite from going off, it's worth noting that in the event of a particularly strong impact, there is nothing that can't prevent the thermite layer from detonating at that point, which will result in the total loss of the device's functionality. I'm not responsible for your carelessness. - Do NOT drown the device in water. - Do NOT leave the device inside the pants of your washing machine while you're drunk and starved for food and highly distracted by Plasmaball live streams while your roommate is yelling at you at 4 in the morning. - Do NOT expose the device to live flames. - In the event of your device not responding to your controls, please use the ON/OFF functionality. - In the event of your device malfunctioning and it being broken beyond repair, discard it. Please remain compliant to local environmental recycling laws. - Do NOT ingest the thermite layer. METHOD OF USE: The modified CL-3 control remote is endowed with a custom OS invented by yours truly. As such, all of its original functions have been either modified or entirely removed, as you will certainly not need to interact with CL-3 units. The retractable antenna on the back is therefore entirely obsolete, you may even turn it into a Keychain if you'd like. But the device is pretty hefty, resulting in a weight of roughly 4.3 kilograms, so I don't particularly recommend it. When approaching a door with a BATA or KTR Universal slot, use the included peripheral cable to initiate the connection with the door interface. A prompt will appear on the screen after the device will load the KeyMold software, and the user will acquire a readout on the device about the resulting amount of possible combinations in the door's electronic lock system, as well as a confirmation about whether to continue the process. Use the navigation keys on the device to press the "YES" option. The device will then calculate the optimal algorithm for the door's correct combination after a single incorrect attempt. The door will then be unlocked. Unplug the device, and presto: you're done. In the event of an additional biometric lock requiring retinal or otherwise handprint-based terminal, select the "NO" option. The device will load a master template biometric coded sample stored in the databanks and will attempt to interface with the door lock. This process could take up to twenty seconds. The device will then provide the terminal the required information, before forcing a disconnect via the aforementioned thermite layer which will proceed to instantly detonate the device's main electronic board. This process is safe, provided you're not standing on water. The door will be opened, and in some rare cases, the terminal might flag any nearby maintenance operators about a certain 0x0000CBFF terminal error I am as of yet unable to fix. Take the right precautionary measures and act accordingly. Have fun. END 05F68000... OK // BYTES TRANSFERRED = 11676665 (B22BF9 HEX) // UPLOAD STATUS... COMPLETED // SHUTDOWN