Incoming Transmission Liberty Navy, First Fleet
LIBERTY NAVY PATROL REPORT
Cadet Claire Valenzuela
Patrol Report
Cadet Valenzuela checking in,
Starting a routine patrol after undocking from Norfolk Shipyard. Patrol path is to go around New York, trying to get some practice in as this will be a real solo patrol ever since Austin's injuries from the last big fight with the Xenos. He is still in the hospital so I hope he recovers swiftly.
I started from Norfolk and took the trade lane to Baltimore Shipyard. I had some trouble with my ship so I made a quick pitstop at Baltimore and had my top turret checked out. After I took the trade lane to Planet Manhattan and immediately got a ping on my scanner of a nearby Outcast vessel.
It was a Dromedary under the name Eira Kuunari. This Outcast was a weird one, was conversing normally until they called me less attractive because of not taking Cardamine, which I honestly took personally. They also asked me to escort them out but I was not taking any chances. I turned my weapons on them and started a firefight.
I will also include the blackbox data of the entire conversation because the entire thing was a joke. During the fight they kept going on and on about their grandma, and French toast, which they tried to bribe me with. But to my dismay the problems regarding my ship came back
and I was having trouble controlling it. The outcast took the chance when they noticed my ship was having problems and booked it towards the Pittsburgh Debris Field. I gave chase but realized later that I ran out of cruise disruptors.
In the end, I did not manage to take down the ship. It was an embarrassment on my part as cadet of the 1st Fleet and will accept any punishment that comes with this. I went back to Norfolk and had my Defender checked out.
[22.04.2026 12:51:18] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: What do we have here?
[22.04.2026 12:51:31] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Cut your engines
[22.04.2026 12:51:43] Eira_Kuunari: *Sound of clutter hits the floor* Y-yeah! One sec...
[22.04.2026 12:52:20] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: What are you doing? Outcast vessel..
[22.04.2026 12:53:12] Eira_Kuunari: Just visiting Grandma, you know how it is! Family-- UGH, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
[22.04.2026 12:54:09] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Well...are you telling me the truth, or are you under the influence?
[22.04.2026 12:54:27] Eira_Kuunari: If I'm honest, she was after some Stabiline, now-- I could've sent her the credits but she has a BAD gambling problem.
[22.04.2026 12:55:04] Eira_Kuunari: Under the who-- listen, I know I'm good looking but this is ALL natural. Now, I don't begrudge anyone for not taking Cardi...
[22.04.2026 12:55:25] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: What was that?
[22.04.2026 12:55:49] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Just for that, I would have to start hostilities. Plus Outcasts are not welcome here.
[22.04.2026 12:56:03] Eira_Kuunari: I'm tryna get home
[22.04.2026 12:56:14] Eira_Kuunari: Escort me, if you like.
[22.04.2026 12:56:30] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: *taps on my console* Not this time. Outcast vessels are shoot to kill.
[22.04.2026 12:56:37] Eira_Kuunari: Oh f-
[22.04.2026 12:56:41] Tip: You were a new player once. If you see someone making obvious mistakes, talk to them and help them.
[22.04.2026 13:01:19] Eira_Kuunari: Grandma's gonna be so psised.
[22.04.2026 13:01:41] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Sounds feisty
[22.04.2026 13:01:51] Eira_Kuunari: She is.
[22.04.2026 13:01:58] Eira_Kuunari: Always wants to make me french toast.
[22.04.2026 13:02:34] Eira_Kuunari: Parlay?
[22.04.2026 13:02:39] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Hmm..no
[22.04.2026 13:02:51] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: You are a weird one
[22.04.2026 13:03:00] Eira_Kuunari: Just tryn'a get home ma'am.
[22.04.2026 13:03:22] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: And Im doing my job
[22.04.2026 13:03:44] Eira_Kuunari: What's that over by Manhattan?
[22.04.2026 13:03:56] Eira_Kuunari: A Nomad battleship?!
[22.04.2026 13:03:56] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Oh no
[22.04.2026 13:04:30] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Those things are sturdy
[22.04.2026 13:04:43] Eira_Kuunari: This old bucket?
[22.04.2026 13:04:53] Eira_Kuunari: Hardly..
[22.04.2026 13:05:02] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: I should request for a better ship..
[22.04.2026 13:06:06] Eira_Kuunari: Sure we can't talk abotu this?
[22.04.2026 13:06:15] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Why should we?
[22.04.2026 13:06:24] Eira_Kuunari: I could let you meet my Grand,a?
[22.04.2026 13:06:40] Eira_Kuunari: She does a mean French Toast.
[22.04.2026 13:06:49] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: tempting, but no, just surrender and lets blow that ship up
[22.04.2026 13:07:06] Eira_Kuunari: Sounds expensive.
[22.04.2026 13:07:22] Eira_Kuunari: You know how tough it is to get out here?
[22.04.2026 13:07:36] Eira_Kuunari: It's like
[22.04.2026 13:07:42] Eira_Kuunari: Solid 7/10
[22.04.2026 13:08:04] Ping: 318ms (Max: 1000ms) Fluct: 38ms Loss: 14% (Max: 70%) Lag: 0% (Max: 100%)
[22.04.2026 13:08:16] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Damn
[22.04.2026 13:08:40] Eira_Kuunari: Nice to meet'cha, what's you're name by the way? I'll have Grand'ma send a slice to the Academy.
[22.04.2026 13:08:55] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Dammit *slams my console*
[22.04.2026 13:09:13] Eira_Kuunari: H-hey, I really am trying to get home you know... just think of this as a.. as a good deed!
[22.04.2026 13:09:16] Ping: 270ms (Max: 1000ms) Fluct: 24ms Loss: 11% (Max: 70%) Lag: 0% (Max: 100%)
[22.04.2026 13:09:58] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Hmm..
[22.04.2026 13:10:35] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Next time, you wont be as lucky.
[22.04.2026 13:10:39] Eira_Kuunari: Not again... *sighs*
[22.04.2026 13:10:47] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: Pulling out..goddamit..
[22.04.2026 13:11:41] [LN]-Claire.Valenzuela: I am gonna get in so much trouble for this.
Note to self.....don't get ship repairs from Baltimore anymore, I'll get my ship checked in Norfolk from here on out.
Also, a package arrived for me not long after, it was a couple slices of French toast. How the hell did they get this in here..
End of Report
CLAIRE VALENZUELA
Cadet
Liberty Navy
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