Incoming Transmission Liberty Navy, First Fleet
LIBERTY NAVY PATROL REPORT
Cadet Claire Valenzuela
First patrol
Good day,
Writing this report from the med bay in Fort Bush after the shitstorm in New York.
Patrol started when I undocked from West Point. I was there to visit some friends of mine. I got in contact with LNS-Lake.Erie in orbit of Planet Manhattan. They spotted a Lane Hacker ship roughly 13 clicks away from their position. As we were discussing on the next steps on how to proceed, a Zoner Militant showed up, named TFP)-Snake.Bane.
Another friendly ship joined us, this time from the LPI, Jack_B-17. He is a good friend of my brother and agreed to help us while we were headed to the Colorado jumpgate. Jack mentioned there was a party going on there so we checked it out. He was not wrong when we found several ships there.
One Lane Hacker going by the name );--Backdoor, A freelancer named Resplendent.Imago and one very..VERY mouthy LPI named NOT_ConquestYuni. It was a very interesting conversation that I will be including in the blackbox attachment. Even the Lake Erie was confused on what to do. I was only able to finish scanning the Hacker ship when the Militant said he wanted a fight. Scans included below.
That was also the time the Militant wanted a fight so I got the greenlight to engage. It was not long when my cockpit started to crack from the intense fighting and me not having the skills yet to match the Militant pilot. The Lake Erie and Jack jumped in to save me, as embarrassing as it is for me. I got a shard of glass hit my left arm which caused it to bleed but I tried to keep up the fight but I was getting weaker.
More of our ships showed up, [LN]-D.Whitaker and LNS-Deepbite. I was ordered and escorted by both Jack and Lake Erie to Fort Bush to get checked out. I put my ship on autopilot and went in formation. When arriving my ship docked successfully and I was rushed to the med bay and this is where I am writing this.
It's demoralizing seeing my own flying for me to end up here, but with the uplifting words of my comrades, I think I can do this. I want to survive and be better.
[24.04.2026 23:15:26] Jack_B-17: THERE HE IS NAVY, THE BELLY SLAPPER
[24.04.2026 23:15:34] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: What in the hell..
[24.04.2026 23:15:39] );--Backdoor: I'm feeding your belly slapper donuts.
[24.04.2026 23:15:39] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: Not again...
[24.04.2026 23:15:40] NOT_ConquestYuni: Give me 5.8kg of this stuff immediatly
[24.04.2026 23:15:48] TFP)-Snake.Bane: Shiver me timbers!
[24.04.2026 23:15:49] Resplendent.Imago: "Oh that's a -lot- of people."
[24.04.2026 23:16:04] NOT_ConquestYuni: AHHH I SEE
[24.04.2026 23:16:17] NOT_ConquestYuni: you were ALL lead by the STAAAAAARS to witness GREEAT ME
[24.04.2026 23:16:23] );--Backdoor: Listen dog, I can get you this shit in industrial quantities, but it'll cost ya. Might be a bit burnt too
[24.04.2026 23:16:29] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: *sighs under her breath*
[24.04.2026 23:16:43] Resplendent.Imago: "Hey, Navy. Uh, this guy's a real piece of work."
[24.04.2026 23:16:56] Resplendent.Imago: "I did not realize LPI recruiting standards were this low."
[24.04.2026 23:16:57] NOT_ConquestYuni: JUST GIVE ME THE GOOD STUFF [Angry Belly Slaps] "did not listen nor hear what Backdoor said"
[24.04.2026 23:17:10] );--Backdoor: Really hiring the best and brightest huh
[24.04.2026 23:17:12] Amaro: Is just anyone allowed to fly for the LPI just now adays?
[24.04.2026 23:17:13] NOT_ConquestYuni: SHUUTUP WHAT I ASSUME TO BE A WOMEN IN THAT SHIP
[24.04.2026 23:17:15] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: S-sir? Whats our take on this?
[24.04.2026 23:17:27] NOT_ConquestYuni: DONT MAKE ME DO THE TING
[24.04.2026 23:17:30] );--Backdoor: Yuh, name's Chloe.
[24.04.2026 23:17:34] NOT_ConquestYuni: [Shows Glock]
[24.04.2026 23:17:36] Resplendent.Imago: "Oh fuck, not the -thing-."
[24.04.2026 23:17:37] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: We had to deal with this pilot before... we... we have no clue.
[24.04.2026 23:17:37] );--Backdoor: What is the thi-
[24.04.2026 23:17:41] Jack_B-17: J:I think they would be better off in the hackers.
[24.04.2026 23:17:45] );--Backdoor: PUT THAT THING AWAY
[24.04.2026 23:17:51] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: I am not trained for this...
[24.04.2026 23:17:58] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: No one is...
[24.04.2026 23:18:08] Resplendent.Imago: "He really said 'don't make a move or I'll kill myself.'"
[24.04.2026 23:18:09] NOT_ConquestYuni: I am gonna eat that last innocent racoons
[24.04.2026 23:18:16] TFP)-Snake.Bane: You're producing too much static, get that police idiot to shut it.
[24.04.2026 23:18:18] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: That's the moment the LSF normally takes over...
[24.04.2026 23:18:22] Resplendent.Imago: "Are they fucking alive?"
[24.04.2026 23:18:23] NOT_ConquestYuni: "Oh racoon why you looking at me like that"
[24.04.2026 23:18:27] Amaro: a what
[24.04.2026 23:18:27] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: Is that a god damn Nomad ship?
[24.04.2026 23:18:30] );--Backdoor: I gave you a succulent donut meal and you're eating raccoons?
[24.04.2026 23:18:36] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: We dont have any active LSF agents now..do we?
[24.04.2026 23:18:39] Resplendent.Imago: "Whoa, holy--"
[24.04.2026 23:18:41] NOT_ConquestYuni: The racoon has to be alive for the freshness
[24.04.2026 23:18:44] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: Sadly not...
[24.04.2026 23:18:53] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: What in the hell is going on...
[24.04.2026 23:19:00] NOT_ConquestYuni: [SLAPPING BELLY]
[24.04.2026 23:19:02] Resplendent.Imago: "C'mere..."
[24.04.2026 23:19:03] Jack_B-17: J:Did the belly slaps emit a nomad frequency?
[24.04.2026 23:19:15] );--Backdoor: Yo, keep smacking that thang!
[24.04.2026 23:19:18] NOT_ConquestYuni: My belly slaps is how I COMMUNE WITH MY ANCESTORS
[24.04.2026 23:19:21] NOT_ConquestYuni: THEY GIVE ME STRENGTH
[24.04.2026 23:19:25] NOT_ConquestYuni: WHY DO YOU THINK ITS PURPLE?
[24.04.2026 23:19:32] NOT_ConquestYuni: its purple because i am being blessed
[24.04.2026 23:19:35] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: Im...Im just gonna start scanning ships..*sighs exhausted*
[24.04.2026 23:19:45] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: Well... I guess we have to deal with 3 issues here: That police guy, the Hacker and that Zoner...
[24.04.2026 23:19:48] NOT_ConquestYuni: yes be around me but don't stay
[24.04.2026 23:19:59] TFP)-Snake.Bane: The Zoner's me probably.
[24.04.2026 23:20:01] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: I'm not sure who's the worst to pick.
[24.04.2026 23:20:01] NOT_ConquestYuni: because I do not have enough omen to give to racoon humans
[24.04.2026 23:20:16] TFP)-Snake.Bane: I'm first.
[24.04.2026 23:20:22] );--Backdoor: I am cool and normal and not wanted by the authorities
[24.04.2026 23:20:32] TFP)-Snake.Bane: And I want Claire.
[24.04.2026 23:20:34] NOT_ConquestYuni: but not you Backdoor [Winks Sexy way] [Licks Shaved Mustache on the bathroom floor]
[24.04.2026 23:20:46] NOT_ConquestYuni: you can stay <3
[24.04.2026 23:20:51] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: I guess you have a task Claire...
[24.04.2026 23:20:54] NOT_ConquestYuni: HELLO?!
[24.04.2026 23:20:55] TFP)-Snake.Bane: Changing priorities.
[24.04.2026 23:20:59] NOT_ConquestYuni: HOW DARE YEE SLAPS MA SHIP
[24.04.2026 23:21:00] Amaro: knock knock
[24.04.2026 23:21:07] TFP)-Snake.Bane: I'm getting that Yuni bizzaro.
[24.04.2026 23:21:07] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: I just finished scanning the Hacker ship.
[24.04.2026 23:21:09] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: We will provide cover fire in case you need assistance.
[24.04.2026 23:21:11] NOT_ConquestYuni: WHAT IS WITH YOU PEASENT
[24.04.2026 23:21:17] NOT_ConquestYuni: I AM okamoto'
[24.04.2026 23:21:18] TFP)-Snake.Bane: To hell with you.
[24.04.2026 23:21:19] NOT_ConquestYuni: COUSIN
[24.04.2026 23:21:19] Amaro: is anybody hoooome
[24.04.2026 23:21:21] NOT_ConquestYuni: i think?
[24.04.2026 23:21:29] [LN]-Claire,Valenzuela: The hell you want me with me Zoner?
[24.04.2026 23:21:46] LNS-Lake.Erie: RO: Wait, maybe that Zoner is taking out that police man... that would fix one issue.
[24.04.2026 23:21:48] NOT_ConquestYuni: Yes I am the Cockp
[24.04.2026 23:21:50] TFP)-Snake.Bane: You can be next, I'm getting this one first to shut up.
End of Report.
CLAIRE VALENZUELA
Cadet
Liberty Navy
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