umm, I have two rifles over the door to my room, a pitsol under my pillow, another pistol in my closet, two shotguns and a high caliber rifle in my closet. No joke...
Some say that he is allergic to a fungus found only between the toes of Corsairs,
and that he is oblivious to 98% of Liberty Law. All we know is... He's called the Busdriver!