S&J Mining Inc.

[dr lameos]

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--Source: Simon Dianon--
--Destination: S&J Mining Recruitment--
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Greetins S&J Minning,

Cos I sees you in Siriuss, I am well like thinking its kool. Most peeps just want to trade or fite evry1 els like.

Few jobz are around 4 those of us who cudnt get an edukation, i neva lernt to spel, but i rekun i cud be a gud minor.

I cud becum a pirut but thats well mean and my parents always wanted me 2 b honest like.

So I woz wandring, if yous guys have any jobz, i'd luv to come help... I no i'm not cleva, but i'm hardwurkin

And no offenze, cos i fink is wicked, but shootin roks ceems a lot easier than remeberin a loong trade rute

So let me no, fanks, Simon Dianon

PS. Sorri i dunno how 2 spel stuff, hope u dont mind two mush

PPS. I can get a loan four a ship and wateva, They sed if i get a propa job i can get sum cash.
I am kwite yung two btw, but i'm stronnge and a gud pilut

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